Having spent a lot of time in meetings listening to macho businessmen explaining how we need to ‘put in the hard yards’, or ‘do the heavy lifting’, I feel it’s time to work on some new distance-related phrases to lighten things a bit. So next time your boss is describing what’s required for that last gargantuan push, try some of these.
FLEETER METRES
We go faster than the other lot, and we’ve gone metric.
SWEET FEET
Even better than hard yards – the whole thing will be a pleasure.
CINCH INCHES
Better still. We barely move, and it’s a doddle.
SHAKER ACRES
We rush around randomly and cover a large area.
SMILE MILES
Deep joy all the way.
STYLE MILES
It’s a long way for sure, but we look great as we go.
Let me know yours….
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