Now here's a thing. The Met Police Commissioner, a certain Mr. Bernard Hogan-Howe, is introducing "Total Policing", and to celebrate the fact he has posted a very exciting letter outside Scotland Yard.
In the seventies it was the Dutch who pioneered Total Football, giving the Germans and Argies a run for their money in the 74 and 78 World Cup Finals.
But what, exactly, could Total Policing be? Have we, to date, been subjected to Incomplete Policing?
I think we should be told.
